my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you
I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go
I was in a Toy Story play.
And I loved it.
You’re an inspiration to us all
This is a very serious text post with no hidden meaning.
why dont you get a notification like “this user answered your ask”
worst possible time to find out about your superpowers
Oh my GOD
HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST WHAT DID I JUST WITNESS
Just gonna post this again because ohmYGOD
HYOYLFUKC LOOK AT THE THING HE JUMPS ON AS HE’S JUMPING OFF OF IT. IT FUCKING BREAKS OR SOME SHIT
if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted
THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.
AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.
but does it work