covered-corners:

tokomon:

dumbesttweets:

She has failed at life. I hope authorities show up at her door.


yikes

How fucking stupid can you get?

covered-corners:

tokomon:

dumbesttweets:

She has failed at life. I hope authorities show up at her door.

yikes

How fucking stupid can you get?

skarvika:

masturb88ting:

does getting a septum piercing hurt?

it hurts the people that care about you

image

itstrinadoeee:

coolator:

i have never seen anyone fuck up this masterfully

I don’t think I’ll ever let this go

wittyandcharming:

sheepy-doodle:

ursulavernon:

bogleech:

ceruleancynic:

mmejack:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

These perfectly done up geisha are just so proud of their strange little alien sock puppet.

this picture makes me happy

Every time I see this I think I laugh harder
They really do look so proud
So serious, so dignified as they bask together in the stupid looking lint monster that came out of one of their butts

I love this!



OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

wittyandcharming:

sheepy-doodle:

ursulavernon:

bogleech:

ceruleancynic:

mmejack:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

These perfectly done up geisha are just so proud of their strange little alien sock puppet.

this picture makes me happy

Every time I see this I think I laugh harder

They really do look so proud

So serious, so dignified as they bask together in the stupid looking lint monster that came out of one of their butts

I love this!

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

weloveshortvideos:

THIS COP IS TOO REAL - Vine by Officer Daniels

noragami-jones:

thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

i hope none of us never have to, but yeah

albingo:

whengreenmetblue:

searchingforknowledge:

d2fang:

faroresferrari:


allthingshyper:


wanderingquill:


These guys can no longer claim, women don’t know true pain. 


I enjoy this post WAY too much


Call me malicious but I want every male politician who’s against birth control and abortion to get hooked up to one of these.






A+ gif usage

Omg this was on tv in Holland. OMG.

we watched a show on this in biology one time. the guys went in not expecting much, maybe at most just some discomfort; they were curled into fetal positions, sticking their asses in the air, and groaning at just the moderate setting. at the max setting,  they were begging to get out of it through their muffled groans while their faces were buried in the pillows. if i recall, one requested for a trashcan because he had to vomit from the pain. at the end of their experience, they said they had a new level of respect for their wives and women as a whole.

albingo:

whengreenmetblue:

searchingforknowledge:

d2fang:

faroresferrari:

allthingshyper:

wanderingquill:

These guys can no longer claim, women don’t know true pain. 

I enjoy this post WAY too much

Call me malicious but I want every male politician who’s against birth control and abortion to get hooked up to one of these.

image

A+ gif usage

Omg this was on tv in Holland. OMG.

we watched a show on this in biology one time. the guys went in not expecting much, maybe at most just some discomfort; they were curled into fetal positions, sticking their asses in the air, and groaning at just the moderate setting. at the max setting,  they were begging to get out of it through their muffled groans while their faces were buried in the pillows. if i recall, one requested for a trashcan because he had to vomit from the pain. at the end of their experience, they said they had a new level of respect for their wives and women as a whole.

hi:

does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer

so u just take ur shirt and

buzzfeed:

asgardreid:

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

Did the Tyrells bring Starbucks to King’s Landing?

Jaime Lannister shows up 15 minutes late with Starbucks and a gold hand.

internetgf:

pugsies:

Scene Queens: Where Are They Now?

Episode One

i didn’t know just how badly i needed to see this

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

incoconito:

i wish i was marrying kanye 

incoconito:

i wish i was marrying kanye